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Stianso91
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PostSubject: lol?   Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:39 pm

Not my story, but my friend posted this on facebook.



* Customer: "I just received an Onyx yesterday, and I tried to set it up today and it doesn't work."
* Tech Support: "It just doesn't boot up?"

* Customer: "It doesn't even turn on. I see nothing on the screen, and the fan doesn't even turn on in the back of the system."
* Tech Support: "Is the monitor functioning? Is there a little green light in the lower right corner of the monitor?"
* Customer: "Yes, there is."
* Tech Support: "Ok, is the computer plugged in?"
* Customer: (irritated) "Look, I think I know how to set up a system. I'm a college graduate, you know."

* Tech Support: "Ok, let me finish typing up this report, and I'll send it off. You will get a reply within one business day."
* Customer: (exasperated) "Thank you. Geez, I mean I paid a huge amount of money for this computer. The least you people can do it make sure it works before sending it to me!"

* Customer: "I mean, to add to the poor quality control, you even sent me one extra power cord."
* Tech Support: "One extra cord?"
* Customer: "Yes, it looks just the one I used to plug in the monitor and computer, but that's all you sent to me. I have no use for this other one."


* Tech Support: "Sir, can you double check the serial number on the back of your computer?"
* Customer: "On the back of the computer?"
* Tech Support: "Yes, sir."
* Customer: (sigh) "All right, all right, hold on..."

* Tech Support: "Thank you, sir. Oh, by the way, can you check to see if the computer is plugged in?"
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PostSubject: Hehe   Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:38 pm


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Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I think I could fly." The second guy says "No Way!" So the first guy orders a beer and drinks it. Then all three guys walk ou t to the edge of the cliff. The first guy jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff.

The second guy is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had another beer, I bet I could do that too." So all three guys go into the bar, and the second guy has another beer. After he finished, he said "Ok, I will be able to fly now" So they all went outside and the second guy jumped off of the cliff and feel to the bottom, where he hit the ground and died instantly. The third guy turned to the first guy and said "You know Superman, you are a real jerk when you drink"
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PostSubject: Re: lol?   Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:27 am

Thats a funny story Kalo, but you were supposed to post it in a different Topic. :d

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PostSubject: Re: lol?   Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:24 pm

Sorry bout that. Lol. My phone is dieing on me. I have the Blur phone.
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